One more day, one more teasing set of photos featuring a barely-dressed Miley Cyrus.miley cyrusAnd most recently our 15-year old Billion Dollar Girl staged her own personal Playboy Jr.
Photos taken for paramour Nick Jonas have appeared on the internet, thanks to a man who says he retrieved all of the data from Miley’s iPhone.
(uncomfortably awkward) joy of seeing her photographed at 14 wearing nothing more than a wet shirt and posed in a very pornographic manner. It has nothing to do with the way the world has changed, but rather everything to do with children’s role models and how they copy them. If you’re looking to point fingers, look no further than original self-produced porn star Lindsay Lohan.
Over the weekend, an entrepreneurial online hacker going by the telling name of “Trainreq” posted the two photos of Miley playing dress-up with her iPhone and picking up on that whole wet t-shirt trend to the right and, according to alleged time stamps, they were taken in October 2007, meaning Miley had yet to blow out her 15th birthday candle. Even worse, this hackers says he has access to even more provocative photos than those posted. Where do you suppose such a young girl could get the idea to create “tastefully” done photo collections? Oh, right.
For years Lindsay Lohan has favored the grainy amateur style photo shoots. Even at Jeremy Piven’s birthday party she could not resist stripping down to a flesh-toned bikini and showing off her assets. So for those of you out there embarrassingly salivating at Miley and her prematurely dirty mind, Make sure to send a thank-you note to Lindsay and her bountiful and beautiful assets, without which little girls everywhere wouldn’t even know how to mangle their pout into “sexy” mode.
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