Posts Tagged ‘Men’s Body Shaper’
Ten Ways to Look Thin Fast
1. A solid-coloured A-line dress: It could be black, green, red, pink, blue, olive green, gray, yellow, purple or whatever (ok. not white), but if it is an A-Line dress it WILL make you look great! Guaranteed! Now, like I’ve said in my earlier articles- wearing white is dangerous. Unless you’re Kate Moss thin, don’t try it.
2. Black shoes teamed with black opaque tights: Aha! The Hollywood Star Fashion. This classic look has been worn by Hollywood stars for decades. Perfect for an important business meeting. Wear it for an interview. Wear it when out with friends! Wear it on an important date! Guys love black. Trust Me!
3. Bodysuit Shapewear (cuts 10 pounds): Ah. Shapewear. The Foundation Garment. Looking tight and toned it of utmost importance. Keeping MY stomach sucked in at all times is near impossible, so no chance I’m trying it. Shapewear is the one and only way for me to survive the onslaught of great clothes. No. Although old people may wear it, so do the very young! It’s not for overweight people! It’s for normal girls wanting to look extra sleek. If your boyfriend makes fun of you, check his closet, he’s probably wearing a Men’s Body Shaper}.
4. Wear a bra to lift your boobs: Boobs that sag don’t add to the attractive quotient. You’ve all heard that saying that lifting the breasts can make one look even fatter. Wrong Wearing a bra that pushes up your chest will give your figure a more streamlined look. Don’t hesitate to look more voluptuous If I have to choose between voluptuous and saggy, I’d choose voluptuous any day. Your guy would to. Trust Me.
5. Fake tan: Who cares if it’s fake Who care’s if you didn’t get it baking under the sun, exposing yourself to potential skin cancer, and paying 800 bucks for a weekend in a Miami. A wonderful(if fake) tan will make you glow, make your clothes stand out and up the attraction points. Thank God for Tanning Beds!
6. V-neck sweater (no turtle/crew): So, if you don’t already know, turtle necks are not cool. No. Instead, opt for a lovely v-neck sweater which will highlight your collar bones and hug your neck line! You will get tons of compliments!
7. Curvy, not boxy, jacket: You would think this would be obvious, box means NO SHAPE. So dahlings, don’t make the boxy mistake.
8. A controlling camisole: Ah. It’s a great buy because you can wear it under a button down shirt, a sweater or out and about in the summer. It’ll also help your posture.
9. Skirts five centimeters above the knee: Ah. Contrary to popular perception, wearing a skirt at the knee doesn’t make you look skinnier, it makes you look frumpy. Frumpy is what the boys do not like.
10. Loose, skinny belt over a long, thin sweater: Thick belts are out, but a thin belt over a soft sweater can go a long way. When it’s cold you don’t want to lose your shape, just because you are wearing a sweater, so instead wear a thin belt at the waist to guarantee an actual figure.